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OK, this post is right up my anal alley. I feel cl...

2009-11-16T00:36:28.291-05:00

OK, this post is right up my anal alley. I feel closest to those who are my farting friends.

...and I guess Gloria hasn't heard the Rover joke (where the person in the story eases one after another one out when meeting a new girlfriend's Dad, who repeatedly looks at the dog and says, "Rover," every time. Finally, the father says, "Rover, you better move or this guy is going to shit all over you.")

....and Amy - omg - I laughed til I cried (maybe I should hop over to her blog and tell her).

Cribs, you've done it again. I know I'm stuck in a critical stage of my development (Jr. High), but I actually made a fart tape with my boys when THEY were in Jr. High.

...and (favorite fart story) once, while my husband and I were waiting in line at the Sundance Film Festival, after a hearty chili lunch, my husband, who couldn't EVER contain the sheer joy of every possible gaseous emission, lifted his leg for better cheek-parting openness and let loose with the loudest, longest expression EVER. The man next to him said, "One thousand ONE, one thousand TWO.....etc.

I fart in front of my family, but once I made my h...

2009-11-15T12:48:16.488-05:00

I fart in front of my family, but once I made my husband throw up when he was hungover and smelled my post drinking fart. Because of that, I don't want to expose those outside my home to my stench.

The sign here is cracking me up. I am laughing at...

2009-11-15T12:41:45.148-05:00

The sign here is cracking me up. I am laughing at myself for reading this and laughing so hard at it.

I havn't farted yet today but I hate it when you'r...

2009-11-15T06:19:25.043-05:00

I havn't farted yet today but I hate it when you're in company, you ease out a fart and it ends up being one of those silent but deadly ones . . shame!!!!! Now I have two dogs, I just look at them and go 'Tsk!!!!

You have a new follower!!

This is freakin hilarious! Seriously, I am so gla...

2009-11-15T00:51:41.768-05:00

This is freakin hilarious! Seriously, I am so glad you checked out my blog and left a comment. I can't believe I have been missing out on this. Oh, farting...my husband tells me all the time that he married a man. Does that answer it well enough? I love it. The post that is. Though farting isn't bad either ;)

I was meant to stop by today...I fart in front of ...

2009-11-14T22:13:55.108-05:00

I was meant to stop by today...I fart in front of close friends and family...and I also say something about it so that no one will wonder or think things and leave them unsaid. Everybody has to fart. It's just a fact.

I am a closet farter - always. I do not fart in fr...

2009-11-14T22:13:42.569-05:00

I am a closet farter - always. I do not fart in front of anyone, other than my son (I gave birth to him so it's okay). I try not to do that even...

I was with my ex-husband for almost 2 years when he asked me why I never poop...as if I just never did because I was so discrete about it. I felt like that was a gold medal, as I'd really been trying hard to keep it hidden!!

Just popped over to MODG and love it - new followe...

2009-11-14T22:01:27.489-05:00

Just popped over to MODG and love it - new follower!

Yes, I am an open farter in my own home and immediate family - Im loud and proud!

OMG! I haven't visited yet, but I had to leave my ...

2009-11-14T20:49:26.732-05:00

OMG! I haven't visited yet, but I had to leave my comment here first. Where to start... um first off I am a proud farter, I try to be as polite in public, but my own home is where I am a free lance farter. My DH Spaghetti though, he is a bathroom farter ONLY. I am childish and will stand at the door with my ear to it, mocking his farting noises.

I also must confess that I TOTALLY check to see if the blogger is hot or not. I love Brit Brit too.

Alright, enough here. I have to go stalk your blog!!

Queen of Feisty

You are a hoot! Thanks for visiting my blog and w...

2009-11-14T16:49:46.198-05:00

You are a hoot! Thanks for visiting my blog and well...following too. I shall blindly follow you because...well...that's how I roll.
Jeanette

It depends, I have a few friends that I will. And...

2009-11-14T16:37:36.956-05:00

It depends, I have a few friends that I will. And my kiddos are always game.

Today's example: My oldest was up before me and in the bathroom, I was awake but avoiding getting up. I let one of those massive morning ones rip. Apparently it was loud enough for her to hear in the bathroom because I hear her snickering down the hall.

Thanks for visiting me! You are a hoot!

2009-11-14T16:07:11.607-05:00

Thanks for visiting me! You are a hoot!

How funny! I'm definitely a closet farter!

2009-11-14T15:29:10.587-05:00

How funny! I'm definitely a closet farter!

I'm only an open farter at home...and I agree that...

2009-11-14T15:27:58.559-05:00

I'm only an open farter at home...and I agree that if you can't fart in front of your own immediate family, there are issues!!

I have never farted in front of my friends. I think I'd be mortified!

Hi there.....thanks for stopping over by "my place...

2009-11-14T13:49:26.447-05:00

Hi there.....thanks for stopping over by "my place" today! Glad you found me!

Love your humor - good stuff. You happened to find me on a day when I have some serious posts going, but many of mine tend to be filled with lighthearted fun. Definitely come back, k?

With that said, I'm an open farter to those I feel comfortable with. So that's my parents, hubby, and kids. In fact, I'm usually the one laughing about it with my kids and asking "Did you just fart?!" To which I get "I just did fartses!" Yep, raising my boys right.

Now, if I am around anyone else, I can squirm with the best of them to keep from letting it out. B/c it's either:

1. Going to be loud and embarrassing
or
2. Going to be silent, but oh-so-deadly (equally embarrassing).

So unless it's unavoidable, I hold it in. If it comes out, you'll see me running like hell to get away from the evidence!

Wow, what a "nice-to-meet-you-and-thanks-for-stopping-by-my-blog" comment. Way to start this "blogship" with a bang, huh?

Tamara (aka The UnExperienced Mom)
www.theunexperiencedmom.com

Too funny! Thanks for stopping by today! I love ...

2009-11-14T12:17:26.878-05:00

Too funny! Thanks for stopping by today! I love your comment "about me" on your profile. Actually, I'm one of those that fart in private. Many a time I've lost the thread of a conversation trying to hold it in! LOL

I only fart between satin sheets. Come by OJ to...

2009-11-14T11:03:46.055-05:00

I only fart between satin sheets.

Come by OJ today, I have something for you!

www.oholivejuice.blogspot.com

- G

I fart in front of a select few. Aren't they speci...

2009-11-14T00:59:18.342-05:00

I fart in front of a select few. Aren't they special?!

Cute place. Glad I stopped by.

Can't get too close to farters! Secretia

2009-11-14T00:35:43.430-05:00

Can't get too close to farters!

Secretia

Great post. You've gotta love a gal that intervie...

2009-11-13T20:58:16.898-05:00

Great post. You've gotta love a gal that interviews herself so brilliantly!

I came over from MODG. I'm glad I did since I'm a ...

2009-11-13T20:41:04.490-05:00

I came over from MODG. I'm glad I did since I'm a new follower of Amanda's. Now I know her a little better.

I know you...I know what you do...I plead the 5th!...

2009-11-13T20:26:28.044-05:00

I know you...I know what you do...I plead the 5th!
sandy toe

It seems that people fart less in the south. Or, ...

2009-11-13T20:22:18.303-05:00

It seems that people fart less in the south. Or, at the very least, they talk about it a lot less.

I rip them regularly in front of my family and some select friends. I share them discreetly in class, at work in the media lab and, of course, crop dusting through the grocery store.

I think there are far too many babies in the world...

2009-11-13T20:00:11.997-05:00

I think there are far too many babies in the world and I've always been of the opinion to let babies be someone else's problem.

Like my brothers.

As a father I'd be not much, but I'm perfect as an uncle.

Just something to keep in mind as you're sipping your martini's and enjoying your freedom Amanda.. you should never give it up, but let the people close to you give theirs up. Then you can be close to a baby, but still do your own thing.

Very nice to meet you Amanda; I remember being you...

2009-11-13T19:45:42.945-05:00

Very nice to meet you Amanda; I remember being you. Well, not YOU you, but you before I had kids. And so now I am me. Anyway...

I wrote a whole post about this on my blog *cough cough you should read it cough cough!* And I thought it was OK to fart around my kids; my husband ALSO thought it was OK to fart around the kids. Now we both know for certain, after being together for 18 years, that we each do, in fact, fart. Kids. Gotta love 'em! The end.